Avast ye! Tide and Gain's loot of laundry pods be recalled fer treacherous packaging. Aye, beware!
2024-04-05
Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywags at the Consumer Product Safety Commission be warnin' ye about 8.4 million bags o' laundry pods that ain't safe for yer little buccaneers. If ye bought Tide Pods or other cursed brands, beware - they be a danger to yer wee ones. Aye, avoid them like a cursed treasure!
Avast ye mateys! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, for there be trouble afoot in the land of laundry! The federal safety regulatory agency, the Consumer Product Safety Commission, be warning us all that 8.4 million bags of laundry pods from Proctor and Gamble be in need of recallin'. Arrr, these here packages ain't be child resistant, and they be posin' a serious risk to our young ones.So beware, me hearties, if ye be havin' any of them Tide Pods, Gain Flings, Ace Pods, or Ariel Pods in yer hold, ye best be gettin' rid of 'em quick. These cursed packages be sold at major retailers across the land, so check yer booty and make sure ye ain't got none of 'em on board.
So let this be a lesson to ye all - keep a weather eye on yer laundry supplies, and make sure they be safe and secure for all aboard yer ship. And remember, always be keepin' a sharp lookout for any recalls or warnings from the CPSC, for it be better to be safe than sorry in the world of laundry piracy!