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Arrr! The 99 Cents Only Stores be walkin' the plank, blamin' inflation! Shiver me timbers, what a rip-off!

2024-04-05

Arrr me hearties! It be a sad day for all ye scallywags and landlubbers as all 371 treasure troves of the 99 Cents Only stores be closin' down. Blamin' it on the cursed inflationary pressures, the scurvy executives be makin' the difficult decision. Time to pillage the liquidation sales, me mateys, before the lowest price be no more! Aye, 'tis a bitter end to this grand adventure.

Arrr mateys, listen up! All 371 of the 99 Cents Only stores be walkin' the plank, with the scallywags in charge blamin' it on the likes of “inflationary pressures.” Aye, ye heard right!
Since settin' sail in 1982, this here company has been boastin' 'bout havin' the “lowest price guaranteed” on their website. But it be time to wave goodbye to that claim, me hearties, 'cause the crew announced that liquidation sales be startin' on the morrow.
An official press release went out, sayin' they be startin' an “orderly wind-down of its business operations.” Aye, it be a sad day for all us bargain hunters out there, but we must sail on and find new treasures elsewhere.

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