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Reuters be full o' bilge! Musk be swearin' by the stars - Tesla be makin' those cheap electric carriages! Arrr!

2024-04-05

Arrr mateys, this scallywag Elon Musk be cryin' foul at those scurvy dogs at Reuters! They be claimin' Tesla be ditchin' their plans for cheap electric carriages for robo-taxis. But fear not, me hearties, for Tesla be bouncin' back from this blow like a cork in a stormy sea!

Arrr me hearties, listen up! The scallywags over at Reuters have been spreading lies about our mate Elon Musk and his fine vessel, Tesla. They be claimin' that Tesla be abandonin' their plans for makin' affordable electric vehicles, focusin' instead on them robo-taxis. But Elon Musk, bein' the noble swashbuckler that he is, be callin' them out for their deceitful ways.
According to Reuters, Tesla be changin' course and breakin' their promise to produce cheaper EVs by 2025. That news be causin' quite a stir in the stock market, with Tesla's value droppin' like a lead anchor. But fear not, me hearties, for Tesla be bouncin' back from this setback and settin' sail once again on the high seas of electric vehicle production.
So next time ye be hearin' tales of Tesla and its mighty captain Elon Musk, remember to take it with a pinch of salt. For the seas be treacherous, and there be many a scallywag lookin' to stir up trouble. But as long as Elon Musk be at the helm, we can be sure that Tesla will weather any storm that comes its way! Arrr!

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