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Avast ye! The CDC be warnin' of a foul bird flu sweepin' the land. Keep yer parrots safe, me hearties!

2024-04-05

Arr mateys! The U.S. CDC be soundin' the alarm on a scurvy case o' avian influenza! A farm hand from Texas be catchin' it from them dairy cows - aye, ye heard right, cows! 'Tis the second case of the dreaded bird flu in the States, arr! Avast, beware the feathered fiends!

Avast ye landlubbers! Listen up, for the U.S. CDC has sent out a health alert to all ye clinicians, state health departments, and the public regarding a case of avian influenza! Arrr, it seems that a farm worker from Texas be infected with the H5N1 strain of bird flu after tussling with some dairy cows who were likely infected themselves!
This be the second case of this foul virus in a person in the United States, following a case in Colorado in 2022. The CDC be warning all ye scallywags to keep a weather eye out for any signs of this dreaded disease, as it be spreading like wildfire across the land!
So batten down the hatches, me hearties, and be on the lookout for any strange symptoms in yer crewmates. And remember, when it comes to avian influenza, it be better to be safe than sorry. Arrr!

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