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Biden be scribblin' letters to Egypt and Qatar, tellin' 'em to make those scallywags of Hamas release the hostages! Arrr!

2024-04-06

Arr, President Joe Biden be tellin' Egypt and Qatar to use their powers to make Hamas agree to a deal with Israel for the hostages. His matey, Jake Sullivan, be meetin' with the families of the captives, while the CIA be sendin' William Burns to Cairo to parley with the top officials. Arr, let's hope they can free the prisoners afore it be too late!

Arrr mateys, listen up! President Biden be tellin' Egypt and Qatar to give Hamas a piece of their mind and make 'em agree to a deal with Israel for them hostages. Aye, it be a serious matter, with Biden's adviser meetin' with the poor families of the captives and the CIA Director sailin' off to Cairo to have a chinwag with them high and mighty officials from Israel, Egypt, and Qatar.
It be a right old pickle, this hostage situation, and Biden be pullin' out all the stops to try and set them captives free. The seas be rough, but with Biden and his crew on the case, there be hope on the horizon. Let's raise a toast to a successful negotiation and a safe return for them poor souls. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum! May the winds of diplomacy blow in our favor, me hearties!

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