Arrr, the Helldivers 2 scallywags thought less landlubbers would join the Automaton crew, but 70% answered the call!
2024-04-06
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be mobilized, but alas, too slow they be to finish the Captain's grand decree! Aye, 'twas a sight to see, but the treasure be lost to the depths of Davy Jones's locker! Aarrgggh!
Arrr, mateys! 'Twas a fine day for plunderin' and pillagin', but alas, our divers were not quick enough to complete the Major Order in time! We mobilized our crew with the speed of a startled parrot, but the treasure slipped through our fingers like sand through a sieve.The captain cursed and shook his fist at the heavens, but 'twas no use. The loot was lost, and we were left with naught but our rum-soaked sorrows and empty pockets. The scallywags in the tavern laughed and jeered at our misfortune, but we held our heads high, for we be pirates, and we never give up the fight!
Next time, we swore, we would be faster, swifter, and more cunning than ever before. No Major Order would escape our grasp, no treasure chest would be beyond our reach. And so we set sail once more, our hearts full of determination and our spirits as high as the Jolly Roger flappin' in the wind.
So fear not, me hearties, for though we may have stumbled this day, we be pirates, and there be no challenge too great for us to conquer. Onward we sail, on to the next adventure, on to the next treasure waiting to be seized. Arrr!