Avast ye! RFK Jr. be claimin' both scallywag parties be feedin' the flames of US discord with Jan. 6. Arrr!
2024-04-06
Arrr, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be sailin' through stormy seas, claimin' the Democrats and Republicans be equally guilty of stirrin' up trouble over the Capitol attack. The scallywags be playin' their games while America be torn apart. Aye, 'tis a treacherous time we live in, me hearties!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round and listen to the tale of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his stance on the Capitol attack of 2021. The scallywag be sayin' that both the Democratic and Republican parties be equally to blame for stirrin' up trouble over the issue. As the rumblings of scrutiny grow louder, the independent candidate be defendin' his views on the matter."Arrr, both them establishment parties be usin' J6 to add more wood to the fire of America's divisions," Kennedy declared in a statement on a fine Friday. "Each side be shoutin' that a win by their enemies be the end of the world."
So there ye have it, me hearties. Kennedy be walkin' the plank of neutrality, callin' out both sides for their role in causin' chaos and discord. Whether ye be a loyal Democrat or a staunch Republican, remember that in the eyes of this pirate, they be as guilty as each other for makin' a mess of things. So let's raise a tankard of grog to unity and peace, and may we sail the seas of politics with a fair wind at our backs. Arrr!