Arrr! Bobby Kennedy be askin' fer all sides o' the tale o' the Jan. 6 scallywag attack! Aye aye!
2024-04-06
Arrr mateys! Methinks this Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be talkin' like a scallywag 'bout them rioters at th' Capitol! He be suggestin' they be persecuted fer political reasons, joinin' forces with that scurvy dog Trump! What next, walkin' th' plank fer raisin' funds fer th' rioters? Aye, 'tis a strange world we live in!
Arrr mateys, listen up as I tell ye a tale of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a presidential candidate speakin' in a fancy language about the rioters at the U.S. Capitol. He be thinkin' that these scallywags might be prosecuted for political reasons, just like the former President Trump be sayin'.But wait, there be more! Kennedy be gettin' some heat for sendin' out a fundraising email makin' the rioters out to be poor misunderstood souls. Arrr, ye can almost hear the sympathy in his words for these swashbucklers who be causin' chaos and mayhem.
So there ye have it, me hearties. Kennedy be walkin' a fine line between truth and fiction, between standin' up for justice and playin' the political game. What be his true intentions, only time will tell. But one thing be for sure, the seas of politics be treacherous waters indeed, full of twists and turns that even the most seasoned pirate would struggle to navigate.