Arrr, NATO be sayin' they'll stand by Ukraine, but they be keepin' their distance like a scurvy dog!
2024-04-06
Arrr, when NATO's scallywags gather this summer to hoist their flag for the 75th year of their military brotherhood, the last thing they be wishin' to spy be a mighty Russian fleet marchin' across Ukraine! What Ukraine be yearnin' for be a spot in NATO's crew, but they won't be gettin' a seat at the table in July, mateys! NATO be too full up to take on a new ship in these troubled waters, aye!
Arrr, when NATO's scallywags gather this summer to celebrate their 75th year of pillaging the seas, the last thing they be wantin' is to see them Russian scoundrels marchin' across Ukraine like they own the place! Europe needs to step up and give Kyiv the support it be needin'!What Ukraine be ultimately wantin' is a formal invite to join the ranks of NATO. But them alliance officials be sayin' that ain't happenin' at the festivities in Washington come July. NATO be not keen on takin' on a new member that be causin' a ruckus.
So, as the celebrations commence, the focus be on keepin' them Russian privateers at bay and showin' unity among the NATO crew. Ukraine be left waitin' in the wings, hopin' for their chance to join the fold.