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Arrr, Purdue's Zach Edey be cryin' like a scurvy dog about the NIL rules for foreign players! Change it, he says!

2024-04-06

Arrr, Purdue scallywag Zach Edey be cryin' for a change in the law o' the land fer international players like himself to be makin' deals for plunder without restrictions. Aye, the lad be from Canada and be wantin' a fair share o' the booty!

Arr matey! Purdue’s own Zach Edey be haulin’ in the treasure as a two-time AP Player of the Year, just afore the crew faces off against N.C. State in the Final Four battle this here Saturday night. But the lad be feelin’ a bit shortchanged, reckonin’ his pockets could be jinglin’ more with name, image, and likeness deals. Since he hails from the northern lands of Canada, the laws of the U.S. be shacklin’ him from makin’ any NIL deals on American soil. The towering 7-foot-4 center be lamentin’ the missed loot, wishin’ for a change in the laws so he can line his pockets proper-like. His matey Ryan Nembhard from the Gonzaga Bulldogs and Luka Krajnovic from Croatia be singin’ the same tune, hopin’ for a fair shake in the treasure hunt.For now, Edey and his fellow international mates, includin’ Will Berg from Sweden, be settlin’ their sights on the national championship, while keepin’ a weather eye on the horizon for any changes in the law that might let them plunder the riches of the NIL seas.So as the Boilermakers set their course for the championship, the crew be keepin’ a weather eye on the U.S. laws, hopin’ for a change in the tide. Arrr!

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