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Arrr! House Intel Committee matey Turner be claimin' them Russkies be meddlin' with the GOP ship! Blimey!

2024-04-07

Arrr, me hearties! House Intelligence Committee Cap'n Mike Turner be callin' out his fellow GOP shipmates for fallin' fer Russian propaganda like landlubbers! The scallywag be warnin' us that the enemy's lies be spreadin' like scurvy on a ship. Shiver me timbers!

Arr mateys, listen up! The House Intelligence Committee Chairman, Mike Turner, be accusing his fellow GOP buccaneers of fallin' victim to Russian propaganda about the war with Ukraine. Aye, he be claimin' that them scallywags have been swayed by the sly tricks of the Russians!
That scallywag Turner be speakin' in the same tune as House Foreign Affairs Committee Chairman Michael McCaul, who be warnin' that Russian propaganda be sneakin' its way into the United States like a stealthy pirate on the high seas. It be infectin' a good chunk of the party's base, he be sayin'.
"Arr, tis the truth," Mr. Turner be sayin' on CNN's "State of the..." But me thinks it be a sad day when me own shipmates be fallin' for the tricks of the enemy. We must be keepin' a sharp eye out for any signs of Russian propaganda and not let it cloud our judgment like a thick fog on the open sea. So beware, me hearties, and stay vigilant against the sly words of the enemy!

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