Arrr mateys, Trump's crew be haulin' in over $50 million doubloons at a Florida shindig. Aye, a record haul indeed!
2024-04-07
"Arrr mateys! The former Cap'n Trump's crew be claimin' they plundered over $50 million at a grand GOP gathering in Palm Beach! Aye, 'tis more gold than three democrat presidents put together! 'Tis a tale that'll be sung in taverns fer ages!"
Avast ye, me hearties! The former President Trump's scallywag crew be braggin' about haulin' in more than $50 million at a grand soiree in Palm Beach, Florida. Aye, they be breakin' records left and right, leavin' them Democrat landlubbers in the dust!"It be takin' three Democrat presidents to scrounge up $25 million, while our cap'n Trump be raisin' double that in one night!" crowed the campaign's mouthpiece, Danielle Alvarez.
The swashbucklin' fundraiser went down at a fancy estate in Palm Beach, hosted by a rich ol' pirate and hedge fund manager. The rich and powerful gathered 'round to fill the coffers of the Trump campaign, makin' sure they be well-funded for the battles ahead.
So, me hearties, keep yer eyes on the horizon as the Trump campaign sets sail with a chest full o' doubloons. The political seas be rough, but with a war chest like this, they be ready to take on any foe that crosses their path. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, it be a grand day for our fearless leader!