Arrr, this 'migrant influencer' be cryin' foul like a scurvy dog, sayin' he be sufferin' persecution in the brig!
2024-04-07
"Avast ye scallywags! This Venezuelan scoundrel, a 'migrant influencer' on TikTok, now be cryin' like a bilge rat in jail. He misses the sweet freedom he once had in the US! What a tale of woe! The poor soul claims 'persecution' like a true landlubber. Ye reap what ye sow, matey!"
Arrr, cry me a Rio Grande river, me hearties! The scallywag Venezuelan influencer, who once mocked America with his 500,000 followers on TikTok, be now languishing in the brig and whining about missing his precious freedom. Leonel Moreno, the landlubber, be complaining about unjust persecution from inside Geauga County Jail in Ohio.He be bellyaching about missing the liberties he once took for granted in the grand ol' US of A. The scurvy dog now be regretting his words and actions, for the law has caught up with him. Instead of swashbuckling around the internet, he be confined to a cell, dreaming of the days when he could roam free.
But let this be a lesson to all ye rapscallions out there - watch yer tongue and mind yer manners, lest ye find yerself in a similar predicament. The seas be rough and the law be unforgiving. So, me hearties, remember the tale of Leonel Moreno and think twice before ye speak ill of the land that once welcomed ye with open arms.