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Avast ye! Biden be makin' a grand announcement 'bout forgivin' debt fer scallywags sailin' the seven seas! Arrr!

2024-04-08

Arrr mateys! The President, Joe Biden, be settin' sail on Monday to announce a grand new plan to forgive student loans! Tis a treasure worth millions for us landlubbers. Gather 'round in Madison, Wisconsin to hear the details of this aid package. Last year, the Supreme Court scuppered his first plan, but now he's back with a cunning Plan B to make it happen. Ahoy, me hearties!

Avast ye landlubbers! Listen up as I bring ye the news of President Joe Biden's grand plan to forgive the debts of many a poor soul burdened by student loans. Arrr, the President be settin' sail to Madison, Wisconsin to announce this generous gift to the masses, which may benefit tens of millions of Americans.
Ye see, this ain't the first time ol' Biden tried to hoist the Jolly Roger and cancel up to $20,000 in student debt per borrower. But those scurvy Supreme Court scallywags shot him down like a cannonball, callin' his efforts unconstitutional. But fear not, for Biden's got a Plan B up his sleeve, and he's ready to unleash it upon the high seas of education.
So batten down the hatches and keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, for a new student loan forgiveness plan be on the horizon. With Biden at the helm, there be hope for those drowning in debt to see the light of day once more. Avast, me mateys, and prepare to reap the rewards of this grand adventure on the seas of education!

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