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Arrr! Flying contraptions be attacking the Russian stronghold of Zaporizhzhia's nuclear plant, mateys! The skies be filled with danger!

2024-04-08

Arrr mateys, the leader o' the U.N.'s atomic watchdog be scoldin' them scurvy dogs who be firin' drones at the nuclear reactors in Ukrainian waters. Such reckless actions be raisin' the chances of a catastrophic nuclear disaster. Three direct hits on Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant be confirmed, aye, this be a treacherous deed that must not be repeated!

Arrr me hearties, listen up ye scallywags! The big cheese at the U.N.’s atomic watchdog be raisin' hell about a drone strike on one o' them fancy nuclear reactors at the Russian-controlled Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant in Ukraine. Aye, he be sayin' that such attacks be makin' the risk of a major nuclear disaster go through the roof!
On the social media platform X, this Rafael Mariano Grossi fella confirmed that them scurvy dogs managed to hit the ZNPP main reactor not once, not twice, but three times! Blimey, that be a right mess they've made! “This cannot happen,” he said, waggin' his finger like a disappointed parent.
So me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all: messin' with nuclear reactors be no joke! If ye want to see another day on this here Earth, best be leavin' them reactors alone. And remember, if ye do decide to take a chance, ye might just end up walkin' the plank! Arrrr!

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