Arrr! Vatican be sayin' gender switchin' and surrogacy be messin' with human dignity, mateys! Yarrr!
2024-04-08
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks this declaration will please the landlubbers, but shiver me timbers, the rainbow flag-wavers be in for a rough sail. They be fretting this news will be wielded like a cutlass to skewer the transgender folk. Aye, 'tis a pickle indeed!
Avast ye, me hearties! The news be spreadin' like wildfire among the land lubbers and scallywags alike. Aye, 'tis said that the conservatives be cheerin' like a pack o' sea dogs at the news, while the L.G.B.T.Q. advocates be as worried as a rat in a trap.The word on the wind be that this statement be a mighty blow to the transgender folk, aye. They be fearin' that it be used against 'em like a cutlass in battle. 'Tis a cruel jest, to be sure.
But fear not, me hearties, for the fight be not over yet. The L.G.B.T.Q. advocates be as fierce as a storm at sea, and they be ready to defend their brothers and sisters with all their might.
So let us raise our tankards high and toast to the brave souls who be fightin' for their rights. Let us stand together like a crew on a ship, united against the forces that seek to divide us.
And remember, me hearties, that no matter what storms may come our way, we be strong, we be proud, and we be free. Aye, the seas may be rough, but we be sailors, and we be sailin' together.