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Arrr! Tiger Woods be huntin' Masters record like treasure, as the 1st major of the season be drawin' near!

2024-04-08

Arr matey, Tiger Woods be sharpenin' his skills ahead of The Masters at Augusta National Golf Course on Monday. Methinks he be aimin' to make history ere the week be out. Aye, let's see if the lad can shiver me timbers with some record-breakin' play! Arrrr!

Ahoy mateys! Tiger Woods be settin' sail on the fairway this week, aimin' to conquer The Masters at Augusta National Golf Course. By Saturday, he may be raisin' the Jolly Roger atop the record books!If Woods be makin' the cut after Friday's round, it'll be his 24th time doin' so. He'll surpass Gary Player and Fred Couples, as ESPN be reportin'.Last year, Woods made the cut at the Masters but had to abandon ship in the third round due to his pesky plantar fasciitis. But four years ago, he stunned the sports world by takin' home the trophy after 14 years without a green jacket.Although Woods be battlin' back problems and a recent knee injury from a car crash, he be givin' it his all on the hilly Augusta course. Notah Begay III, Woods' former mate from Stanford, be sayin' Woods be strugglin' with a back injury and mobility in his ankle.On the course, Woods be showin' his mettle, but he had to withdraw from the Genesis Invitational in February. Arrr, he finished 18th at the Hero World Challenge. Keep a weather eye on this salty dog as he navigates the treacherous waters of golf!

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