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Arrr! The White House be mighty upset at them scallywags from Michigan shoutin' 'Death To America'! Aye matey!

2024-04-08

Arrr mateys! The White House be mighty upset with them scallywags chantin' "death to America" at a rally in Dearborn! Tarek Bazzi be dishin' out insults like a landlubber. America be one of the "rottenest countries" ever? That be like callin' Blackbeard a gentle soul! Aye, the White House be havin' none of it!

The White House be condemnin' them scurvy dogs who be caught on video at an Al-Quds Day rally in Dearborn, Michigan, chantin' "death to America," in a Monday statement to the Daily Caller. Arrrr!
The chants broke out after one swashbuckler, Tarek Bazzi, spoke at the event about past criticism the Al-Quds Day rallies have received for bein' "anti-America." Bazzi then went on to add that America was one of the "rottenest countries" to ever exist in the world. Blimey!
The White House reacted to the anti-American sentiment with righteous fury, callin' it "unacceptable" and demandin' that the protesters be brought to justice. Aye!
So next time ye be thinkin' of shoutin' "death to America," ye best be prepared for the wrath of the White House to come down upon ye like a curse from Davy Jones himself. Arrr, mateys!

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