Arrr! Trump be takin' the judge to court fer spilling the beans on his treasure hoard!
2024-04-08
Arr matey! The scurvy dog Trump be tryin' to dodge his trial like a sneaky pirate! He be suin' the judge and beggin' for a change of location! Aye, he be wantin' to dismiss the gag order too! But beware, for the law be catchin' up to him for falsifyin' records! Aye, a likely pirate's tale indeed!
Arr mateys, ye won't believe the audacity of Captain Trump! Aye, he be tryin' to delay his trial by suin' the New York judge in his hush money criminal case. The scallywag be askin' the appellate court to change the trial location and to dismiss a gag order that be limitin' his ability to run his mouth about the case.The scoundrel be facin' felony charges for allegedly falsifyin' business records. But instead of facin' the music like a true pirate, he be tryin' to weasel his way out of it with legal tricks and fancy footwork.
This latest lawsuit be just another desperate move to buy himself more time before he be facin' justice. But mark me words, the law be catchin' up to him, and soon he'll be walkin' the plank of justice for all his wrongdoings. May the seas of justice be swift and fair in dealin' with this pirate of a president!