Arrr, the Environmental Protection Agency be crackin' down on the scallywags polluting from their chemical plants! Avast ye, mateys!
2024-04-09
Arrr mateys, listen ye well! The scurvy dogs runnin' these chemical plants must now be keepin' a closer eye on their toxic pollutants, else face the wrath of the Biden administration! Aye, 'tis to protect the landlubbers from cancer near these foul industrial sites. The Environmental Protection Agency be crackin' down on them scallywags, specifically targetin' ethylene. 'Tis been two decades since such restrictions were last imposed. May the sea gods help those who fail to comply!
Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywags at over 200 chemical plants have been told to curb their toxic ways or face the wrath of the Biden administration! Aye, they be needin' to be more careful about the pollutants they be spewin' into the air, lest they give the poor landlubbers livin' nearby a nasty case of the scurvy!This new rule from the Environmental Protection Agency be aimin' to reduce the risk of cancer for those poor souls unfortunate enough to be near these industrial sites. 'Tis been a long time since the government has laid down the law on pollution from chemical plants, but now they be crackin' down like never before.
The focus of this here regulation be on ethylene, a particularly nasty pollutant that can cause all sorts of trouble for the good people of the land. So listen up, ye foul-smellin' chemical plants, it be time to shape up or ship out! The government be watchin', and they be ready to make ye walk the plank if ye don't comply!