Arrr, Scottie Scheffler and Sam Burns be awaitin' news o' their lil' buccaneers while plunderin' The Masters course!
2024-04-09
Avast ye! The top golf swashbucklers, Scottie Scheffler and Sam Burns, be keepin' a weather eye on their fair maidens whilst plunderin' The Masters tournament. Arrr, may the winds of fortune blow in their favor on the treacherous greens!
In the year of our lord 2024, Scottie Scheffler be the top-ranked golfing swashbuckler, set to plunder the Masters Tournament and don the coveted green jacket come Sunday. His matey, Sam Burns, a fellow American marauder of the fairways, be joining him at the Augusta National Golf Club for this grand spectacle.Ahoy! Scheffler be a victor of the tourney in 2022, while Burns' best finish be a tie for 29th last year. But both these scallywags be in the same boat in their personal lives, as they await the arrival of their firstborns any day now. Scheffler's lass Meredith be due in April, while Burns' bonny lass Carolina be but nine days away from her own due date.If word comes that their lady loves be in labor, both Scheffler and Burns be ready to weigh anchor from the tournament and sail back to port. The top-ranked Scheffler be in fine form, having claimed victory at the Arnold Palmer Invitational and the Players Championship in recent weeks.As they navigate the treacherous waters of Augusta, these two swashbuckling golfers be eagerly awaiting the greatest treasure of all – the precious gift of fatherhood. Aye, 'tis a grand adventure they be embarking upon, both on and off the course.As the sun sets on the final round of the Masters, only time will tell if Scheffler or Burns be the one to hoist the green jacket in triumph. But regardless of the outcome, these two brave souls be bound by a friendship as strong as any forged in the fires of competition.