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Yarr, Arizona AG be sayin' she won't be followin' the court's orders on the ban o' abortion. Blimey!

2024-04-09

Arrr, me hearties! Democratic Attorney General Kristin Mayes of Arizona be sayin' she won't be followin' the supreme court's ruling on them abortion laws from 1864. It be a right old mess, with laws changin' faster than a ship in a storm. Aye, there be no end to the shenanigans on the legal seas!

Arr mateys! Democratic Attorney General Kristin Mayes of Arizona be makin' waves by announcin' that she won't be followin' the ruling from her state's supreme court upholdin' an 1864 law that bans most abortions. Shiver me timbers!
On Tuesday, the Arizona Supreme Court gave the go-ahead to enforce a law that be criminalizin' abortions, except in cases where it be necessary to save the mother's life. This be happenin' after the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling in Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization in 2022, which be sayin' that there be no constitutional right to...
In other words, the law be restrictin' the rights of the womenfolk to make decisions 'bout their own bodies. It be causin' a stir among the landlubbers and raisin' questions 'bout the authority of the state's supreme court. Only time will tell what becomin' of this situation, but for now, the seas be choppy and the winds be blowin' in uncertain directions. Yo ho ho!

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