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Arrr, me hearties! NPR be sailin' without a compass, losin' trust like a scurvy dog in a storm!

2024-04-09

Avast ye scallywags! A salty sea dog of NPR be cryin' foul, sayin' the ship be adrift on a sea of madness! He be talkin' 'bout transgender pirates and denyin' the truth of biological booty. Arrr, the times be a-changin' at NPR, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to this tale of treachery and mutiny at NPR, as told by the salty dog Uri Berliner himself! This scurvy veteran of 25 years be lamenting the loss of the network's way, pointing his cutlass at coverage of transgender matters and the refusal to acknowledge good ol' biological sex.
In his scathing op-ed, Berliner be bemoaning the loss of the open-minded, curious culture that once ruled the waves at NPR. Aye, he be claiming that the audience be walkin' the plank, abandoning ship faster than you can say "shiver me timbers!"
Arrr, me hearties, the winds of change be blowin' at NPR, and Berliner be callin' for a mutiny of sorts. Will the network heed his words and set sail for calmer waters, or will they continue to sail into the storm, ignoring the warning signs like a bunch of landlubbers? Only time will tell, me hearties, only time will tell!

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