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Ye scallywag teen be caught plannin' to plunder churches for ISIS, says the Department of Justice! Arghh!

2024-04-09

Avast ye scallywags! A lad from Idaho, just 18 years of age, hath been caught plottin' to raid local churches in the name of ISIS! The scallywag, Alexander Scott Mercurio, be charged with supportin' those blimey terrorists. He was nabbed the day before he meant to strike in Coeur d’Alene. Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen here ye scallywags, a lad from Idaho, just 18 years old, be caught plottin' to strike local churches in the name of ISIS! The Department of Justice be sayin' that this scurvy dog, Alexander Scott Mercurio, be charged with supportin' a foreign terrorist organization. He be pledgin' his allegiance to ISIS, aye!
The lad was nabbed just in the nick o' time, the day before he aimed to raid churches in Coeur d’Alene on a Sunday, arrr! The scallywag be plannin' to use his weapons to wreak havoc and spread fear, like a true villain of the high seas! But alas, justice prevailed and this would-be pirate be walkin' the plank to face the consequences of his treacherous plans.
Let this be a lesson to all ye young buccaneers out there, think twice before ye be dabblin' in such dark deeds. The law be watchin' and swift to act against those who be aimin' to harm innocent souls. So, raise the Jolly Roger and stand vigilant against such evil intentions, lest ye end up like this misguided lad, facin' the wrath of the law and a one-way trip to Davy Jones' locker!

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