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Arrr! Yankees great Mariano Rivera be throwin' his support behind Donald Trump for captain of the ship!

2024-04-10

Arr matey, the legendary Mariano Rivera be throwin' his support behind the former President Trump for the 2024 election. Aye, it be a curious choice, but who am I to question the decisions of a baseball legend? Avast ye, it be a strange world we be livin' in, indeed!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the legendary Mariano Rivera be shoutin' his support for former President Trump, swearin' he could knock it out of the park if he be elected again. Rivera, bein' a friend of the former president, be tellin' all who listen that he'll be castin' his vote for Trump in a race against President Biden.Aye, Trump himself be awardin' Rivera the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2019, callin' him maybe the greatest pitcher of all time. The former Yankee be spendin' 19 seasons in New York, winnin' five World Series championships and recordin' 652 saves in his career.Trump, a Yankees fan, be praisin' Rivera's humble nature and deep Christian faith when awardin' him the medal. The Presidential Medal of Freedom be the highest civilian honor in the land, and Rivera be joinin' the ranks of other great athletes like Tiger Woods and Jerry West.Rivera be tellin' all about the amazin' honor of receivin' the medal, and he be expressin' his belief in the goodness and love in the hearts of men. So, in true pirate fashion, Rivera be settin' sail with his friend Trump, hopin' for smooth waters ahead.

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