The scallywag Allen Weiselberg be walkin' the plank fer 5 moons in the brig of the Trump Organization!arrr!
2024-04-10
Arrr! Ye scurvy dog, Allen Weisselberg, former financial chief of Trump's ship, be sentenced to five months in the brig for tellin' lies during the captain's fraud trial. With naught but a black jacket and blue trousers, he be taken away in chains by the court's crew. Aye, a sad day indeed!
In the language of a 17th century pirate, it be said that Allen Weisselberg, the Trump Organization's former chief financial officer, was sent off to the brig for five months after confessing to fibbing during the ex-president's New York civil fraud trial. Arrr!Weisselberg, a sprightly 76-year-old, found himself standin' before Judge Laurie Peterson in Manhattan Criminal Court on a fine Wednesday mornin'. The trial lasted a mere two minutes before the verdict was given.
The ex-Trump money wizard, decked out in a black jacket and blue sweatpants, chose to remain as silent as a sleeping parrot during the court proceedings. And so, with chains clinkin' around his wrists, he was escorted away from the courtroom by...