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Ye scallywag Weisselberg be walkin' the plank for tellin' a few fibs under oath, arrr!

2024-04-10

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis be a tale of Allen Weisselberg, the scallywag who be caught in a web o' lies 'bout Trump's treasure! Sentenced to a stay in the brig for his deceit, he be lookin' to bury this mess and sail away free. Aye, justice be served!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The scurvy dog Allen Weisselberg, former chief financial officer of the Trump Organization, has been sentenced to five months in the brig for tellin' tall tales under oath about that scallywag Donald Trump’s financial statements, as The Associated Press be tellin' us.
Just last month, Weisselberg pleaded guilty to two counts of perjury after makin' a deal with them prosecutors from the office of Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. Looks like he won't be seein' the open sea for a while!
"Weisselberg looks forward to puttin' this situation behind him," says his mate Seth. But with five months in the brig, it'll be a long while afore he sees the light of day again!
So remember, ye landlubbers, don't be messin' with the law or ye'll end up like Weisselberg, walkin' the plank for his lies. Keep to the straight and narrow, or ye'll be feelin' the sting of the Jolly Roger!

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