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Arrr, Shohei Ohtani's ol' interpreter be walkin' the plank for some scallywaggin' fraud, matey! Aye, the scurvy dog!

2024-04-10

Avast ye mateys! Ippei Mizuhara, the scurvy dog who be interpretin' for Shohei Ohtani, be in talks to admit his scallywag ways and hand over his ill-gotten loot for swindlin' the lad's doubloons to settle his bets! Arrr, what a treacherous tale on the high seas!

Arr, ye scallywags! It be a tale of treachery and deception on the high seas of baseball. Shohei Ohtani's former interpreter, Ippei Mizuhara, be walkin' the plank for fraud after swindlin' the MLB star to pay off his gambling debts. Ohtani claims he be as clueless as a landlubber about Mizuhara's love for the dice and the $4.5 million he pilfered from the treasure chest.The scoundrels in authority reckon Mizuhara be a sneaky sea dog who turned off notifications on Ohtani's account so the loot could disappear without a whisper. But rumors be swirlin' like the waves that it were Ohtani himself who be makin' the wagers and Mizuhara be takin' the fall.Ohtani be swearin' on his pirate's honor that he never bet a doubloon on baseball or any other sport. The poor lad be sayin' he only found out about Mizuhara's shenanigans when the Jolly Roger was raised in South Korea.MLB be raisin' the black flag on this scandal, and the Dodgers be givin' Mizuhara a one-way ticket to Davy Jones' locker. Ohtani, with his massive booty and sponsorships, be settin' sail on the high seas of baseball with the Dodgers. Let this be a lesson to all ye scurvy dogs – beware the siren song of gambling and deceit!

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