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Ye scallywags be cursin' Windows 11 fer its sluggishness - even a former Microsoft swashbuckler be joinin' the complaint! Arrr!

2024-04-11

Avast ye landlubbers! Windows 11 be slower than a three-legged tortoise! If ye be expectin' a swift sailin' ship, ye be sadly mistaken. Many a scallywag be feelin' the same disappointment as ye. Aye, aye, me hearties!

In the land of Windows 11, there be trouble brewin' like a stormy sea, mateys! A former Microsoft mate, Andy Young, be raisin' the Jolly Roger on the poor performance of this new OS. He be sharin' tales of sluggish interfaces and comical mishaps, like the Start menu playin' tricks on high-end machines. Aye, the Start menu be loadin' the wrong app or none at all, causin' frustration and confusion among the crew.But fear not, for Young be a loyal heart to Windows, wishin' it to be as grand as it once was. He be callin' for the crew at Microsoft to set things right and smooth out the rough seas ahead. Other scallywags be joinin' the chorus, complainin' of delays and hiccups in their own Windows 11 adventures.It be clear that Microsoft needs to hoist the sails and make changes to keep the ship afloat. They be listenin' to the complaints and plannin' to address the performance woes. Perhaps it be time to trim the sails, shunt off the old ways, and focus on makin' Windows 11 a smoother sailin' vessel for all.

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