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Arrr! FBI be fretting small bands o' scallywags be gettin' ideas from far-off lands. Aye, tis a travesty!

2024-04-11

Arrgh! FBI Captain Christopher Wray be tellin' Congress of his fears o' scurvy dogs plannin' attacks on American soil. These rascals be gettin' ideas from overseas mischief! But mark me words, we be keepin' a weather eye on 'em, savvy?

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! The FBI Director, Christopher Wray, be warnin' Congress of treacherous villains plannin' attacks on our fair shores! Aye, these no-good rascals be lookin' to cause chaos and mayhem, drawin' inspiration from the far-off lands of the Middle East.
Wray be tellin' the House Appropriations Committee that these miscreants be seekin' to wreak havoc on our homeland. But mark me words, me hearties, we won't stand for it! We'll fight 'em off with all our might, showin' 'em who be the true rulers of these waters.
So batten down the hatches, me maties, and keep a keen eye out for any suspicious activity. We won't let these scurvy dogs catch us unawares! Together, we'll stand strong and proud, protectin' our beloved land from any and all threats. Arrr!

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