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Arr matey, the FBI be fretting o'er a coordinated assault in the US after Russia's jolly massacre. Arrr!

2024-04-11

Avast ye scallywags! The FBI be worried about a dastardly attack on American shores, like the one that sent scores to Davy Jones' locker at a Russian concert hall. Christopher Wray himself be spewing tales of heightened threats to our safety and security. Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The FBI be worryin' about a dastardly organized attack happenin' in the United States, like the one that sent scores to Davy Jones' locker at a Russian concert hall. The bureau's director, Christopher Wray, be tellin' a House of Representatives panel about this scurvy threat on Thursday.
Wray be sayin' that in all his years of spyin' and catchin' scallywags, he never seen so many dangers to our safety and security all at once. It be like a storm brewin' on the horizon, threatenin' to capsize our ship and send us all to a watery grave!
So me hearties, keep a weather eye out and be vigilant. The FBI be workin' hard to keep us safe from these treacherous villains, but we all need to be on the lookout for any signs of trouble. Together, we can thwart their evil plans and keep the seas calm and peaceful for all.

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