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Arr matey, this Knox lad be walkin' the plank for causin' a ruckus with that Rice scallywag's ship!

2024-04-12

Arrr! The scallywag Teddy Knox of Southern Methodist University, he be walkin' the plank fer a car crash with Rashee Rice! The school be givin' 'im the ol' heave-ho on Thursday. Aye, a tough break fer the lad!

Arrr, mateys! Thar be trouble brewin' in the land of Southern Methodist University football! One o' their own, Teddy Knox, be suspended after a wild high-speed crash on a Texas highway. The scallywag be facin' charges includin' aggravated assault and serious bodily injury. A former SMU player, Rashee Rice, also be caught up in this mess, surrenderin' to the law.The law be hot on their tails, but Knox's attorney be claimin' cooperation. The school be keepin' mum on the situation, citin' privacy laws. Rice, fresh off a Super Bowl victory, be apologizin' and acceptin' responsibility for his part in the hit-and-run.The crash be a wild tale of speedin' Lamborghinis and Corvettes losin' control, causin' a chain reaction and minor injuries. The two players be accused o' fleein' the scene without a care in the world. Rice be released on bond, promisin' to cooperate with authorities.Avast! 'Tis a tale of woe and recklessness on the high seas of the Texas highways. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for more updates on this scandalous saga!

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