Aye mateys, Herridge be cryin' 'bout CBS takin' her papers! Walk the plank, ye scallywags! Aarrgh!
2024-04-12
"Arrr, ye scurvy knaves at CBS thought they could silence me by takin' me files and lockin' me out of me office! But they be mistaken, for this old sea dog won't go down without a fight! Shiver me timbers, the gall of these landlubbers!"
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of treachery and betrayal on the high seas of journalism! A seasoned investigative journalist by the name of Catherine Herridge found herself marooned by the scurvy dogs at CBS News. She testified before the Congress on a fateful day in April, recounting how she was summarily fired from her post. 'Twas a cruel fate indeed, as she was given the heave-ho on a Zoom call and had her access to emails and office cut off faster than a pirate's cutlass.But the true blow came when she discovered that CBS had pillaged her reporting files, including confidential source information! Ah, the perfidy of it all! Herridge likened the act to a full-on attack on investigative journalism itself. The network of Walter Cronkite had shown its true colors, leaving our intrepid journalist adrift in a sea of uncertainty.
So let this be a lesson to all ye who dare to sail the treacherous waters of the media world: keep a weather eye on the horizon and beware the cutthroat ways of those who would cast you aside like old flotsam. And remember the name of Catherine Herridge, a pirate of the pen who fought bravely against the forces of censorship and greed.