Ye olde scribe be mighty upset with scurvy CBS for stealin' his precious reporting files - 'tis journalism plunder!
2024-04-12
Former wench of CBS News and Fox News, Catherine Herridge, did speaketh on Thursday about the nefarious act of 'journalistic rape' by CBS. They did seize her papers upon her dismissal, locking her out of her emails and the office. Aye, 'twas a scurvy move by the network of Walter.
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of treachery and betrayal on the high seas of journalism! Former shipmate Catherine Herridge be testifying 'bout the “journalistic rape” committed by CBS News, ye scurvy dogs!"I was locked out of me emails and me office, and CBS seized me precious reporting files! Hundreds of pages, including confidential source information, taken from me without a whisper of warning," Herridge recounted to the House Judiciary Committee.
As the network of Walter Cronkite pillaged her work, Herridge stood tall and defiant in the face of such despicable acts. 'Twas a battle of epic proportions, with Herridge fighting tooth and nail to reclaim what was rightfully hers!
So let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers and scallywags out there – beware the betrayal of those ye trust, for even the most trusted shipmates can turn against ye in a treacherous storm. May Catherine Herridge's courage serve as a beacon of hope for all who sail the tumultuous waters of journalism!