Kim Mulkey be tellin' tales of lies and distractions at LSU, stirrin' emotions at the rally, arrr!
2024-04-12
Arrr, after a tumultuous voyage of the seas, the LSU Lady Tigers leader Kim Mulkey be a sight to behold, shedding tears like a stormy sea. She be pourin' out her heart to the swashbucklin' crowd on Thursday night. Aye, what a tale of woe!
Arrr mateys! The LSU women's basketball scallywags be gettin' a hero's welcome back at campus after sailin' to the Elite Eight. But alas, they be walkin' the plank against the dreaded No. 1 Iowa, a rematch from last year's championship that they claimed victory in.Head coach Kim Mulkey be sheddin' some salty tears durin' her speech, overcome with emotion at the trials and tribulations of the season. She declared to the crowd in Baton Rouge, "This be why I came home, to do good here, not to be pillaged."The journey to the Elite Eight be fraught with peril, with star forward Angel Reese missin' from the crew for four games. And just as the March Madness tournament approached, a scurrilous "hit piece" was rumored to be published, callin' the LSU lasses "villains" and "dirty debutantes."But the biggest squall be over the team's absence from the court during the national anthem, which stirred up a storm of controversy. Mulkey, a veteran of the seas from her time at Baylor, be standin' strong against the waves of criticism, vowing to make a difference in the Bayou state.So the LSU women's basketball crew be battlin' on, with Mulkey at the helm, ready to face whatever challenges the high seas of college sports may throw at 'em.