Arrr, Trump be complainin' 'bout the publicity, but still denied delay in hush money case, ye scurvy dog!
2024-04-13
Arrr, the judge be denyin' Trump's plea for a delay in his trial! The former president be tryin' to avoid facin' the jury, claimin' the news be prejudicial. But the courts be havin' none of it, makin' Trump walk the plank on Monday! Aye, the seas be rough for this scallywag!
Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The judge in Donald Trump’s hush money criminal case be denyin’ his request to delay the trial. The former president be tryin’ to push back the start of the trial due to all the hullabaloo in the press.But the judge be havin’ none of it, givin’ Trump yet another smackdown in the courts. His lawyers be cryin’ foul, claimin’ the jury be tainted by all the bad news swirlin’ around the case.
But it be no use, the trial be settin’ sail on Monday with jury selection underway. Trump be fightin’ tooth and nail to delay the inevitable, but it be lookin’ like his luck be runnin’ out.
So gather round ye landlubbers, the drama be unfoldin’ in the courtrooms of the high seas. Will Trump walk the plank of justice or will he slip through the cracks once again? Only time will tell, me hearties!