Ye scurvy dogs be walkin' the plank if ye dare be raisin' a fuss for Palestine in them universities! Arrr!
2024-04-13
Arrr mateys, after many moons of campus mutinies o'er the war in Gaza, the universities be takin' a stand 'gainst the scallywags who break the rules. 'Twas a fine spectacle at Berkeley Law School, when a band o' students be protestin' the school's supposed funds for weapons in Gaza at the dean's own abode. The dean be warnin' any other troublemakers that they'll be walkin' the plank if they disrupt his affairs. Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin' in the taverns!
Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! The universities be crackin' down on them rowdy students causin' a ruckus over the war in Gaza. After months of protests, them students be gettin' penalised for breakin' the rules and actin' like a bunch of landlubbers.This week, a group of students be crashin' a dinner at the dean's house, accusin' him of fundin' weapons in Gaza. They be refusin' to leave, even though it be a private residence. The dean, Erwin Chemerinsky, be warnin' that any other students causin' trouble at his events be facin' consequences.
Arrr! The times be changin', me hearties! No longer can these young scallywags run amok without facin' the consequences of their actions. So listen up ye troublemakers, ye better think twice before causin' a commotion at yer university, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!