Arrr, Toronto be wantin' to tax the rain, to control storms and floods like scallywags! Aye matey, what next?
2024-04-13
Avast ye scallywags! The uproar be so fierce that the city hath scrapped the public hearings on the tax. 'Tis meant to aid in the battle against the floods that plague our fair land. Let's hope the treasure be worth the trouble!
Arrr, me hearties! Last week, the city scallywags tried to impose a new tax on us poor landlubbers to cover the costs of dealin' with all the water that keeps floodin' our cellars. But the people weren't havin' it, and their voices rose like a mighty storm at sea, shoutin' and wailin' against the tax.The city officials were so scared of the outrage that they canceled the public hearings, afraid of the wrath of the citizens. They be thinkin' we'll mutiny if they try to make us pay more gold for somethin' that should be their responsibility in the first place! Aye, it be a sorry state of affairs when the people have to fight tooth and nail against the very scallywags who are supposed to be lookin' out for 'em.
So let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags in power - don't mess with the people, or ye'll feel the sting of their swords and the blast of their cannons. We won't be plundered without a fight, and we'll make sure ye remember that next time ye try to squeeze more gold out of us hard-workin' folk. Arrr!