Arrr! Chief Rashee Rice be sailin' at 120 knots 'fore crashin' six ships, so says the affidavit! Aye!
2024-04-13
Arrr me hearties! Methinks that scurvy knave Rashee Rice of the Kansas City Chiefs was sailin' his chariot at a blistering 119 knots afore causin' a calamitous six-vessel pile up on a Dallas Highway! Avast! 'Twas a sight to behold, by the powers!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, ye scallywags Rashee Rice and Teddy Knox be drivin' their land yachts at a blisterin' speed o' 120 leagues per hour afore causin' a six-car pile-up on a Texas highway that left many a landlubber injured last month, says a warrant affidavit.The scroll obtained by The Dallas Morning News tells a tale of a Lamborghini Urus, likely steered by Rice, goin' 119 leagues per hour mere seconds afore the March 30 crash, while Knox's Chevrolet Corvette be sailin' at 116 leagues per hour afore the calamity.The Corvette bein' said to slow to 91 leagues per hour just afore the impact, arrr!Rice, a 23-year-old buccaneer, turned himself in to the authorities and faces charges of assault and injury. Knox, a sophomore at SMU, be facin' the same fate and be walkin' the plank with his football suspension.Both drivers be accused of takin' faulty evasive maneuvers, puttin' the lives o' many at risk. They be fleein' the scene without offerin' aid to the injured, arrr!The injured souls sufferin' from head, neck, and back injuries, with one seadog sustainin' serious harm. Rice be apologizin' and cooperatin' with the authorities, but the pirate code demands justice be served for their reckless actions, arrr!