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Arrr, Tiger Woods be playin' worse than a landlubber on the high seas! He be walkin' the plank soon!

2024-04-13

Arrr, just a day after Tiger Woods rewrote the tale by making the cut for a record 24th time, he be posting his worst score ever at The Masters. Methinks his ship may have hit a rough patch in the sea of golf!

Arrr, mateys! Tiger Woods be sailin' through the treacherous waters of Augusta National, lookin' to make his mark in the Masters once again. After a smooth sailin' into the cut, Woods be thinkin' he had a shot at the gold, but the wind be turnin' against him in the third round.The five-time green jacket winner found himself seven shots back, but hope be dwindlin' as he stumbled through the course. With a brutal four-hole stretch, Woods found himself droppin' shots faster than a leaky ship.Even the broadcast couldn't bear to watch as Woods' ship sank lower and lower, until he finally made landfall on the 18th green to a cheerin' crowd. His 42 on the front nine be his worst score ever at The Masters, and he be finishin' the round a staggering 17 shots behind.With his body achin' from past battles, some wondered if Woods would retreat once more. But the old sea dog be pushin' through, ready to tackle his 100th round at Augusta. So batten down the hatches, me hearties, for Woods be settin' sail once more in the mornin' light.

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