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The scallywag who be runnin' Simpson's treasure be swearin' to fight the $33.5M booty claim. The Goldmans be gettin' nary a doubloon! Arrr!

2024-04-13

Arrr matey! The scallywag O.J. Simpson, a former NFL landlubber, placed all his loot in a trust made back in January. The court documents be showin' his final will, bound to make ye chuckle in disbelief. Aye, what a tale!

In the year of our Lord 1995, Pro Football Hall of Famer O.J. Simpson was acquitted for the ghastly murder of his ex-wife and her comrade, earning the title of "The Trial of the Century." However, a civil jury in California later bestowed upon the families of the victims a hefty sum of $33.5 million through a wrongful death lawsuit.Alas, Simpson met his demise recently, leaving behind a hefty burden of unpaid debt to the families. His will, filed in Nevada, indicated that his estate was entrusted to Malcolm LaVergne, his faithful representative for a decade and a half.With his estate exceeding $20,000, it must now undergo the probate process in court, potentially allowing the Goldman and Brown families to claim their due share of the remaining assets. In a twist of fate, LaVergne vehemently opposed any remuneration to the Goldmans, expressing his desire for them to receive naught.The Goldmans, who sought not merely monetary compensation but also accountability, expressed a sense of closure following Simpson's passing. The disgraced ex-NFL star, surviving solely on pensions, was compelled to part with his valuable possessions, including his cherished Heisman Trophy, to settle his dues.

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