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Arrr! UFC star Renato Moicano be preachin' the wisdom o' American values and advisin' ye to study the economist's writings.

2024-04-14

Arrr mateys, the Brazilian brawler Renato Moicano be tellin' the folks in Las Vegas to set sail on the high seas of knowledge by readin' the works of Ludwig von Mises, a wise European economist. He then sent poor Jalin Turner to Davy Jones' locker with a swift knockout at UFC 300. Aye, what a fight it was!

Arrr, me hearties! MMA star Renato Moicano be showin' off his skills by knockin' out Jalin Turner in their lightweight bout at UFC 300. It be his third win in a row, makin' him a force to be reckoned with on the high seas of the octagon.But that ain't all, mateys! After his victory, Moicano be tellin' the crowd to read a book from an Austrian-American economist. He be preachin' about his love for America, the Constitution, the First Amendment, and his desire to own f---ing guns and private property.And if ye care about yer own f---ing country, he be sayin', ye best be learnin' from Ludwig von Mises and the Austrian economic school, ye scallywags!Von Mises, a champion of free markets against the tide of socialism, fled Nazi Germany and settled in the U.S. He be teachin' at New York University, spreadin' the word of economic freedom.Moicano, hailin' from Brazil, be takin' Turner down in the second round and landin' some solid punches to win the fight. He be on a winnin' streak since 2022, defeat in' Drew Dober and Brad Riddell, but fallin' to Rafael dos Anjos.Keep up with the latest sports news on Fox News Digital and subscribe to the Fox News Sports Huddle newsletter, ye landlubbers!

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