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Arrr! Trump be standin' by Johnson as Greene be threatenin' to oust 'im. Says he be doin' a fine job!

2024-04-14

Avast ye mateys! The former Cap'n Trump be backin' Speaker Mike Johnson as the scallywag Marjorie Taylor Greene be causin' a ruckus. At Mar-a-Lago, Trump be sayin' the Speaker be doin' a fine job. Looks like the crew be gettin' along just fine, arrr!

Arrr mateys, listen closely as I tell ye of the latest rumblings in the political seas. Former President Trump be throwin' his support behind Speaker Mike Johnson, a fine pirate from the land of Louisiana. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, a fierce lass and close ally of Trump, be causin' quite a stir by threatenin' to make the House leader walk the plank.
At a press conference in Mar-a-Lago, Trump was asked if he be standin' with Greene in her quest to oust the Speaker. Standin' beside Johnson, Trump gave his hearty approval, sayin' the Speaker be doin' a fine job.
"We be gettin' along well with the Speaker," Trump said with a wink. "I be gettin' along very well with him indeed."
So there ye have it, me hearties. The political waters be choppy indeed, but with Trump's support, Speaker Johnson may yet weather the storm. Will Greene's motion to vacate succeed? Only time will tell in this tale of political intrigue and treachery.

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