Arrr! Those scallywags be celebratin' despite havin' their attack thwarted! The landlubbers be no match fer us!
2024-04-14
Arrr mateys! Israel be takin' down the scurvy dogs sent by Iran, 300 of 'em in fact! The Jewish state be showin' no fear in the face of such a vicious attack. The United States even lent a hand in the fight against these pesky drones and missiles. Aye, victory be ours!
Arrr mateys, listen to this tale of the Jewish state standin' strong against the scurvy dogs of Iran! Israel be shootin' down the "vast majority" of drones and missiles fired at 'em after bein' attacked in a fierce barrage on a Saturday.Iran be launchin' some 300 drones and missiles from their own land, as well as from their scallywag proxies in Yemen, Iraq, and Lebanon. But fear not, for the Israeli Defense Forces be interceptin' most of 'em before they could do any harm within Israeli air space.
And as if that weren't enough, our mates from the United States came sailin' in to help Israel fend off the attack. Together, they be showin' those landlubbers from Iran that messin' with the wrong crew be a dangerous game indeed!
So here's to Israel and their brave defense against the forces of evil. May they continue to sail the high seas of victory and keep their enemies at bay with cannons blazin' and swords swingin'! Yo ho ho!