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Arrr, RFK Jr be the Silicon Valley candidate 'cause he's plunderin' data like a true scallywag! Yarrr!

2024-04-15

Avast ye scallywags! When Robert F. Kennedy Jr. declared Nicole Shanahan, ex-wife of Google scallywag Sergei Brin, as his shipmate for the presidency, there was much howling and tooth-gnashing from the usual suspects. Despite her own treasure trove of success, her Silicon Valley ties had the landlubbers aghast! Arrr!

Arrr me hearties! When Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spilled the beans that his first mate in the race for the presidency be none other than Nicole Shanahan, former flame of Google scallywag Sergei Brin, the land lubbers were all in a tizzy. Shanahan, a savvy lass in her own right, started her own treasure hunting company back in 2013, a full five years afore she tied the knot with Brin.
But the fact that she be havin' such close ties to the Silicon Valley elite had the naysayers groanin' and moanin', as if the ship be sinkin' afore it even set sail. But Kennedy, bless his pirate heart, be takin' it all in stride, sailin' on with Shanahan by his side on their Quixotic quest for the White House.
So as the sharks circle and the doubters chirp like a bunch of parrots, Kennedy and Shanahan be standin' tall, ready to face whatever storms come their way. And who knows, maybe this unlikely duo be the ones to finally shake up the old establishment and bring a breath of fresh sea air to the halls of power. Arrr, mateys, it be a wild ride ahead!

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