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Arr matey, I be a US diplomat who be helpin' dodge Trump's Muslim ban - only to realize I'm a scallywag too. Arrr!

2024-04-15

Arr, when I started me work as a consular officer at the US embassy in Ankara, Turkey, I thought I'd be sailin' smooth seas for 20 years. But then that scallywag Trump came along with his "Muslim ban" orders, and me routine job was thrown into chaos faster than a cannonball off the port bow!

Arr matey, when I started me job as a consular officer at the US embassy in Ankara, Turkey, I thought I was settin' sail on a 20-year diplomatic voyage. I may not have agreed with all of the US foreign policy, but I was dedicated to treatin' all me interviewees fair and helpin' them achieve the American immigrant dream. But then, on 27 June 2017, that scallywag Donald Trump gave the order to start enforcin' the "Muslim ban". Me routine job was turned upside down...
All of a sudden, I found meself in turbulent waters, tryin' to navigate the stormy seas of political controversy. Me commitment to fairness and justice was put to the test as I struggled to carry out me duties in the face of such unjust policies. The very essence of me job was bein' challenged by this decree from on high, and I had to decide whether to follow orders or stand up for what I believed in.
But let me tell ye, no matter how rough the waters may get, this old sea dog will always stay true to his principles. I may be just a humble consular officer, but I will not let the winds of injustice blow me off course. So hoist the sails, me hearties, and let's sail on towards a brighter future, where fairness and equality reign supreme!

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