Arrr, House scallywags vow to aid Israel after dastardly Persian ambush! Avast ye, mateys, let's hoist the Jolly Roger!
2024-04-15
Arrr! The scurvy dogs in the House o' Republicans be plannin' a vote to aid Israel after them landlubbers in Iran launched an attack on the Jewish state! The House Majority Leader be changin' the schedule to punish Iran and show support for Israel. Avast ye, Iran!
Arrr, me hearties! Them scallywag House Republicans be plannin' a vote on aid fer Israel after them Iran rascals launched a dastardly attack on the Jewish state! Ye heard right, mateys!Captain Steve Scalise, the House Majority Leader from the great land of Louisiana, declared on Saturday that there be a change in the plans fer the week. They be prioritizin' legislation to support Israel and give them Iran troublemakers a taste of their own medicine!
"In light of Iran's unjustified attack on Israel, the House will be changin' course from its previous schedule to focus on helpin' our friends in need and teachin' them scallywags in Iran a lesson," Scalise proclaimed.
So, me hearties, get ready to raise the Jolly Roger and show support fer Israel in the face of them cowardly attacks from Iran! It be time to stand together and let them know that we won't be takin' their nonsense lightly!