Avast ye landlubbers! Set yer sights on Tesla's cap'n Musk's secret scroll o' job cuts! Aye, the scallywags be shook!
2024-04-15
Arrr, me hearties! The cap'n o' Tesla, Elon Musk, be sendin' word to the crew that many a scallywag will soon be walkin' the plank! No exact numbers be given, but 'tis said at least 14,000 souls will be feelin' the sting of the cutlass. Ye best be keepin' an eye out, me mateys!
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Elon Musk be sendin' a secret message to his crew, lettin' 'em know that a storm be brewin' on the horizon. Thousands of the poor souls aboard the Tesla ship be walkin' the plank soon, so they best be keepin' a weather eye out for trouble.There be no exact number on how many will be forced to abandon ship, but word be goin' 'round that at least 14,000 of the crew be gettin' the ol' heave-ho. Rumors of these cuts have been swirlin' like a whirlpool for months, but now it be comin' to pass, much to the dismay of the crew.
In February, Musk and his first mates started askin' the ship's officers to point out which of their mates be walkin' the plank, causin' even more fear and uncertainty among the crew. It be a rough time for the Tesla crew, but they be a resilient bunch. They be battening down the hatches and preparin' for whatever storms lie ahead.