Arrr, Tesla be shippin' off more than 10 percent o' their crew, and losin' their top officers to boot!
2024-04-15
"Arrr mateys, after sufferin' a year-over-year decline in vehicle deliveries, Tesla be plannin' to lay off over ten percent of its scallywags. At least 14,000 of the 140,473 crew members will walk the plank. Cap'n Musk be sayin', 'I hate it, but it must be done.'"
Arrr mateys, listen here closely for some news that be as grim as Davy Jones' locker. Tesla, that mighty vessel of electric cars, be facing rough seas ahead. They be reportin' a drop in vehicle deliveries and now they be plannin' to cut loose over ten percent of their crew. That be at least 14,000 scallywags walkin' the plank!Captain Musk himself be lamentin' the necessity of these lay-offs, sayin' "There is nothing I hate more, but it must be done." Aye, it be a sad day when even the captain must make such a decision. Which teams will bear the brunt of these cuts, no one knows for certain.
So keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties. Tesla be battening down the hatches in these turbulent times. Will they weather the storm and sail on to calmer waters, or will they be sunk by the choppy seas of uncertainty? Only time will tell, but for now, it be a tense time aboard the good ship Tesla.