Arrr! House scallywags be plannin' to give them landlubbers in Iran a taste of their own medicine! Aye!
2024-04-15
Arrr mateys, them scallywags in the House be cookin' up a batch of bills to give them landlubbers in Iran a taste of their own medicine for messin' with Israel. The White House be pushin' for punishment, as Iran's swashbucklers fired a boatload of missiles at the Jewish state.
Arrr mateys, listen up! Them scallywags in the House be preparin' a dozen bills to give them Iran scallywags a good ol' slap on the wrist fer their attack on Israel. Ye heard right, Iran be launchin' over 300 drones and missiles at Israel, a first direct attack from their own soil. The Republican crew be wantin' to see them Iran dogs walk the plank fer this treachery.The White House be weighin' in on the matter, puttin' pressure on the scallywags in Congress to make sure them sanctions be as tight as a pirate's grip on his treasure. They be wantin' to make sure them Iran lubbers don't be gettin' away with this attack scot-free.
So batten down the hatches, me hearties, 'cause it looks like them Iran scallywags be in fer a rough ride. The House Republicans be ready to make 'em pay fer their misdeeds, and the White House be watchin' like a hawk to make sure justice be served. Let's hope them scallywags learn their lesson and think twice 'fore messin' with Israel again!